I feel like I reblog too many text posts at the same time . 

adamusprime:

i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.

(via im-a-whore-able)

adamsackler:

“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers

(via im-a-whore-able)

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

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illkim:

I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them

(Source: illkim, via opal-love)

im slowly unlearning how to english

(Source: early-lavender, via c-haarm-deactivated20130516)

10000bc:

once a long time ago i was happy for like three minutes i think

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theniamsextapes:

mollyiswideawake:

Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then

Bitch it might be

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-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.

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